Breakfast, Pancakes and Blindfold Dating
It’s raining, you’re hungry and a little off step, in this town, that is always followed by rail/underground failure, massive queues down steps (yes I’m one of those ‘people’ using the up escalator for going down – and no I can’t wait even though there’s another overcrowded train in 2min); ‘please walk to the end of the platform’ - I’m sorry we all really like standing right here, much warmer.
The numbskulls still reeling from a mammoth exercise in ‘idea formulation’ from the night before were dead to the world. I’ll be brief otherwise it might come back. Last night I was confronted, seriously, it was a balance shift or something in the order of things, where everything is pointing in the same direction. First an email, a comment, then hoards of advertising literature and then a splurge of television programs all following the same theme - dating.
Now Hitch was a fun, popcorn movie – the last 15min though is for people who still read Mills and Boon novels and live in a castle, sleep a lot dreaming of some guy on a horse who was, and then isn’t a frog who can ride a horse. So there’s this ad for Speed Dating, can’t remember the full jist, but basically it’s the typical come have fun, meet lots of different people etc, in 3 min and this is what got me ‘let your personality shine through…come find love in 3min’
So I tried to break in down; 3min – what can you do in 3min?
Read the 3-Minute Roast a bi-weekly, advertisement-free, opinionated rip on anything that strikes our fancy in the online world.
In one minute you can recite Soorat al-Fatihah 7 times, reciting rapidly and silently. Some scholars said that the reward for reading al-Fatihah is more than 1400 hasanahs, so if you read it 7 times you will, by the permission of Allah, gain more than 9800 hasanahs - all of that in one minute. So in 3? – (u do the math)
Apparently pick up a girl’s phone number.....get digits
Get a six pack in the ‘3-Minute Abs’ by Kurt Brungardt, which he assures us are the centre of our strength and power
Sing any of these Songs which are 3 min. long.
Beastie Boys - I Don't Know
David Bowie - I've Been Waiting For You
Kevin Lyttle - Turn Me On
R Kelly - Bump and Grind
Moby - Rushing: Mody is so five years ago. No.
Norah Jones - Ain't Gonna Ask You
I’m sure there are a hundred other things you can do or even stretch out to last 3 min – but the drift’s there somewhere.
So this is the happy numbskull idea. ‘Blind Dating’
Tagline;
‘Come and really let your personality shine through, meet your true partner, be adventurous….when it’s dark anything can happen’
the small print;
Disclaimer: Please be aware that injury attained during the events, due to temporarily blindfolds, are not the responsibility of the parent organisation. We advise you to take out insurance as you may trip, fall, walk into furniture (which we assure you will all be tacked down). Please also note that no hazardous or flammable materials are allowed on the premises, and lighting your own cigarettes is strictly prohibited. We also recommend a few hours training with a blindfold prior to the event.
If you’re tired of, the subtle placement of BMW key rings, the sight of business suits and chiselled facial hair all in an attempt to make a good impression, and burdened with the desire of physical attraction getting in the way. Then look no further.
Blind Dating – Thrills –Spills and No Add On’s. Just the Real You. After all ‘isn’t your personality that counts?’
Anyway – back to pancakes.
How to Make Pancakes
Ingredients:
1 pint of flour2 eggs1 cup of milk1 stick of butter
Materials:
1 mixing bowl2 table spoons2 cups1 small pan
Procedure:
Open the flour box.
Put the flour in the bowl.
Put milk in a cup.
Make sure it's 12 cm of milk.
Put the milk in the bowl.
Break the 2 eggs into the bowl.
Mix it with a spoon.
Put the mix in the pan.Let the pancake mix cook about 5 minutes. Flip pancake over when the top is brown.
Your pancake should be ready to eat.
