Englishmen in Nigeria

p: hey man

howdy? Prince Charles is in Nija

AgentPro: what he there for?come to collect stock-fish plantain?

N: Lol- just saw your prince charles thing
N: my dad told me yday donald duke said when virgin atlantic first came to naij, richard branson went to see obasanjo to thank him, and then he goes 'mr president, thank you for the 4 routes a week, but i honestly feel we can handle 3 extra routes'

Obj goes 'AAAAAAAHH!! Richaaaaaard!!! Your long troat is too MUCH!!!! Just do your 4 routes jo!!!'

Lmfao!!!!!