Friday, March 11, 2005

Cheat, Lie and Steal

Cheat, Lie and Steal – Women and ‘The Golden Window’

I got a slap on the wrist from a friend following some off hand comment I made. I unfortuanetly suggested that '...maybe she’d get to see the real...'– I was stopped there! The following is my lesson in virtue, grace and…women.

Realise my friend that all women are NOT potential wifey material; they are however potential missed opportunities which will cause one discomfort during severe periods of drought. So forget about the future and slap that ass right now. Look in the end, the fatal mistake is continuing to believe that by some stroke of luck that she's the girl, yup, ‘that girl’, as you continue in the undignified self delusion. Thinking, that, who you are and your so called enigmatic, last dated in 1994, moves are enough - the reality is that it's like a shop window, presentation, price and exclusivity is everything - create a myth, a stigma whether good/bad true/false that she can be lured into – never, never, ever, reveal anything except what it takes to get what u want. Yes, I can repeat that in case you’re struggling to keep up? Don't worry, allow me for now, I don’t expect you to remember this tomorrow -
But if you’re going to remember anything, remember the 28 day buy back guarantee, or another way of looking at it, the Cinderella slipper syndrome, u only have a limited time period, 28 days before they may change they're mind and want it back or head off, running –
‘So tap that ass, before it’s to late?’ (My contribution)
CORRECTAMUNDO!!! My friend - a golden window of opportunity -before catch up. - Yes it’s a given, lies and illusion can only get you laid. But your problem is that you like to eat your shit past its sell by date. Like that girl that’s been driving u nuts that u saw again the other day, ‘if you're honest that shit is long GONE and every time u see her u're gonna remember that some experiences u had to learn the hard way - and that's gonna be one babe u're gonna be pained never to have tapped – so stay public – stay, how shall I say, ‘stay distracted, stay horny, get greedy and if you can, buy an expensive car and start accumulating.’

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